Thursday, September 25, 2014

A serious question regarding women.... not cat videos


"Fearing that I cared for nothing doesn't scare me anymore for you deserved zero of my heart. Then I laid my eyes on a face that held such a wonderful smile and I realized that I was chasing a ghost before you and I spoke words of meaning followed by smiles of content.Holding you in my arms as cars sped by, exhaust fumes floating by in their own way spreading their venom. Which means nothing anymore, like the words that were spit from a harlots mouth. Ignoring the fact that I was brushed off but caught by an angel in disguise as the stars tried in their own dammed way to peak out behind clouds of grey to get a look at what it means to not be alone. Speaking to you meant worlds to me, and all I ever wanted was in front of my face as false promises were left a few blocks over until they were gone for good. I feared to be thrown out as human waste but I was recycled by your words of good will and a smile that I needed but felt as if I didn't deserve. Phone lines no longer silent as satellites carry our voices from thousands of miles away, from my mouth to your ear I heard you laugh as I pictured your smile in my head like a beautiful crime scene that you can't look away from. The twisted metal of my head being re-welded back to new by words of hope. If you left tomorrow I'd drive across state lines, car on empty just to see you smile as I sing you all of your favorite songs, out of tune, but not out of touch. I'll be like the bicycle your father bought for you as a child, but rain made the chain rusty and weak. You fixed me up with a little bit of grease and made me feel good as new again. I could be your ride,safe,fun, and glad to know that I'm there to make you happy as you put a smile on this lonesome face I suddenly don't feel alone from my memories. Thank you for being you, for being alive.
- Adam Schnellenbach

Sunday, February 9, 2014

My New Cult Almost Completed!

I need help trying to pay for these wheels and pegs which are the last parts I need for my new bike, does anyone have an extra set of pegs lying around with a 3/8 front and 14mm rear? A wheel with a freecoaster, or without Id like it with one. Some pegs to go with those wheels and a headset but I really need a front 3/8 wheel and a rear 14mm . Here is a little help me weird edit I made showing you what BMX WITH DRAWL Looks like..... http://vimeo.com/86248477
Robbie Morales at Cult sent me a "sample" frame which seems rad as fuck. Forks, mind control stem the front part of the stem is chrome, the rest is black since its made from two different stems pieced together which looks honestly amazing, the bars he sent are the big ones AK rides and seem like a good fit,cult half link chain,tires,grips. I love the handlebars they are super cozy and for a dude with a fucked back PERFECT. The day before I came home the last job I lost, a crummy Pizza delivery job which I always came up to my dismay. Dolecki gave me an FBM Stairmaster frame before I knew what Robbie was doing but the FBM came with an Animal Sprockey Balboa and profiles, so Im stoked. If the Cult doesn't work out I have the FBM. But two weeks back I had been talking to $cerbo via email and a few days later I got an Animal Bikes box in the mail which put the biggest smile on my face.To see a Cult box one day then at the end of the week get a box from my favorite company Animal Bike Co? Got me out of my self made pity party and I was motivated all I needed was the wheels but its hard to get the money needed at the scrap yard. See I quit drinking and quit drugs and I owe 90 a week to a clinic in Delaware which is helping me quit pain meds and shit. Once I get my bike running I will lower my dose and then stop going I need such simple things which feel so hard to get, 2 tubes, pegs one 3/8, one 14mm or 2 3/8 and 2 14mm so I can run my fav. 4 but.... I need wheels. One 3/8 front and a rear 14mm I would LOVE a freecoaster and was wondering if any of you have wheels, headset, or pegs for sale? Especially the Primo Freecoaster wheel I want that thing so bad,,, Id love to order this from Empire as was planned along with their new coffee but if I can get an email from DBZ about a complete front 3/8 Primo wheel, and a Primo Freemix RHD with whatever cog would go with a 30 tooth sprocket the wheel painted white with black spokes is my honest dream wheel. With a Primo N4FL v2 front wheel in white with black spokes. There is what I want, along with either 2 or four pegs. If I could order from Primo directly or deal with DBZ is there any chance I could get my wheels and pegs taken care of I still can order my coffee, tubes and whatever else I need from my brothers and sisters at Empire. Peep this wee video I made out of desperation and BMX With Drawl....


Monday, September 16, 2013

D.E.L.C.O GUTTER SQUAD/ INSANE SEAN BURNS OSIRIS EDIT

EXPECT NEW LINES OF DELCO BRAND AND A SIDE DIVISION CALLED GUTTER SQUAD. EVEN IF ITS JUST A NAME, BEING GUTTER IS A WAY OF LIFE AS GREASY AS IT THE THRILL OF BEING AN OUTLAW, SMOKING MASSIVE 7 PAPER BLUNTS
 (BAKER SONG JACK FUCK IT!)
THIS FOOTAGE IS NOT NEW BECAUSE NEED NEW WHEELS AND A PAIR OF PEDLS IM TOO POOR, IT SUCKS. LIKE BEING IN YOURSELF MADE HELL BUT THE ACTUAL DELCO BRAND/GUTTER DVD IS ABOUT THE FREEDUMB AND HIJINKX THAT COMES WITH OWNING A TRV-900 OR 950 A FEW SONY HI-8/SUPER 8 CAMS CELLPHONE CLIPS NO FUCKS GIVEN ,SOME HAND HELD VHS-CAM, THIS IS BMX NOT THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL. JUST RIDE FILM HAVE FUN AND FUCK AUTHORITY.

SO SPREAD THE WORD, SORRY FOR THE CAPS LOCKED BUT THE MONT IS BACK, D.E.L.C.O BRAND IS BACK AND WE'D LIKE THE WELCOME THE GUTTER SQUAD.

Also this new Sean Burns Osiris video is fucking BONKERS! Holy shit, this clip was in Anthem II and is also insane as is 98% of what Sean does. BONE DETH!
Big stories have small beginnings....
I heard my first story of Sean Burns a few months before Criminal Mischief came out on a road trip up to Boston we took to ride the Hospital Banks R.I.P and Hyde Park along with whatever street we could hit up in Providence R.I, and NYC before making it back to homeroom that Monday morning. So we first hit NYC at about 9pm and rode until the sunrose, slept till noon at a truck stop then it was off to Providence for a few hours to ride the gold rails and some other spots we saw in Road Fools 4, and then that night we got into Boston and our pal King Frank said that a rider who ripped past us and made a noise resembling a bear was none other than Sean Burns who was already a legend on the East Coast for Icepicking Penn Rail that Van Homanhad done in Criminal Mischief along with Brian Wizmerski sending me constantly insane photos of Burns when he had put Sean on the now defunct Resist team (Im sure everyone over 25 years old knows what Resist is if not here is a hint http://bmxmdb.com/films/303-Corrupted-Images hell even I filmed some of this video but Burns was put on the team later and his footage went to this East Coast Classic,"Off The Map" which vanished from the interweb so here is a split of him and Brian Yeagle from Standpoint 6 which is insane. Plus some of you young bucks haven't seen thishttp://youtu.be/8IBYLyIpS1Q) Anyway stories of Burns spread and spread until we all saw OFF THE MAP and were blown away this wild man grinded the top of the fucking Boston Hospital banks wallride!!! If you can find it I suggest watching it and realizing that Sean Burns always was one of the best bike riders ever, even as an unknown he was doing things he didn't know top level dudes were doing he just pedaled really fast, did rad shit, and after a knee injury took his pegs off to go easy and had one of the biggest gap photos DIG BMX Magazine had ever ran that I think either Seth Holton or Ryan Worchester took but its INSANE. Either way he is still at it even though his sprocket shrunk a few teeth his new Osiris Shoes edit speaks for itself and for the BMX world that Sean Burns has more fun than you has balls the size of a direwolf and has more skill than most. So if you are an idiot who thinks he is just a hucker, this video will shut your face. Cheers Sean on being a living legend and putting smiles on all of us who ride BMX's faces. Now if I could only get a pair of wheels, two tubes, a seat/post and pedals. (Im getting the Bone Deth Mid Leopard Seat somehow even at my $50 a week job!) So all of you BMX goons enjoy the wildness!

DEAD IN THE DIRT = (((HEAVY )))

And one more tune/record to enjoy your dinner with.
This Power Trip record is VICIOUS!

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Slacking Ass Sundays

Sorry been mad busy, but enjoy this content. More legit stories soon!








































And some tunes for that brain of yours...

Thursday, August 2, 2012

Somewhat Damaged: Friday Nights Are Killing Me

Happy Friday folk.



 VHS WILL NEVER DIE!! OG COPY OF SEEK & DESTROY I GOT WHEN LITTLE DEVIL BRAND WAS STILL RAN OUT OF DEREK'S GRANDFATHERS BASEMENT! MY MOM GAVE ME THIS FOR X-MAS AND BOOM GARRET BYRNES WAS MY NEW HERO AND AS RIDE BMX SAID A FEW YEARS LATER ABO
UT Van Homan, "Is He Human?" I HAD NEVER SEEN A HUMAN BEING GRIND UP A HANDRAIL BEFORE UNTIL THAT FATEFUL VIDEO PART WITH BATTERY BLASTING AND THE SOUND OF PEGS MAKING THE EVER SO SWEET BACKGROUND MUSIC THAT MOST BMX VIDEOS LACK NOWADAYS. OH.. THAT AND THE FEEL OF A VIDEO BEING TIMELESS. THE ONLY RECENT VIDEOS WITH THAT VIBE, AND IM NOT BEING BIASED ARE: EMPIRE-BAD IDEA, ANTHEM II, THIS IS UNITED, AND SKAPEGOAT 6. IM SURE THE NEW ANIMAL PROJECT WILL RULE, CULT'S TALK IS CHEAP, AND THE NEW AM:PM. STOKED ON MY VHS PLAYER! NOW GO WATCH SOME 15 YEAR OLD KILL A SKATE PLAZA YOU SANDUSKY FUCKERS. RIDE REAL STREET, RIDE THE WOODS, SHRED SOME BOWLS, HAVE FUN JUST TAKE A SLEDGE HAMMER TO YOUR LOCAL SKATE PLAZA COMPLETE WITH A NICE NO PEG OR PLASTIC ONLY RULE. I'LL STICK TO FDR THANK YOU, AND WHEN OUT OF TOWN T-1. ALSO THE NEW EMPIRE BOWL IS ONE OF THE BEST RAMPS/THINGS I HAVE EVER RODE Ryan CorriganIS THE BEST BOWL BUILDER EVER, IF YOU ARE BUILDING A PARK ANYWHERE IN AMERICA OR THE REST OF THE WORLD READING THIS, LET RYAN DESIGN YOUR SHIT. THE WORLD NEEDS MORE PARKS/ SET UPS FROM THE MIND OF RYAN, MAYBE IT WOULD BE COOL TO GO TO THE LOCAL SKATEPARK AGAIN TO ALL YOU FAIRWEATHER STREET FANS. THE MAIN REASON I RIDE STREET AS MUCH AS I DO IS FOR FOUR MAIN REASONS:

1. I LOVE USING MY MIND TO SEE HOW I CAN MAKE A SPOT WORK, ROLLING AWAY AND THEN KNOWING THAT IT IS UNDER MY BELT. ESPECIALLY IF IT IS A WALLRIDE AND I LEFT SOME BLACK RAINBOWS LURKING ON THE PROPERTY.

2. ASIDE FROM FDR THERE IS NO INDOOR SKATEPARK WORTH SPENDING MONEY ON RIDING IN ALL OF PA. OHIO HAS THE CLOSEST PARKS I WOULD SPEND MONEY AT TO RIDE. BLACK DIAMOND/X-GAYMES/HOODCURD PARK IN FRANKLIN MILLS MALL IS SO AWFUL IT BOTHERS ME THAT YOU KIDS ACTUALLY PAY TO RIDE THERE. IF PEOPLE MAYBE USED A MOP AND YOU DIDN'T DIE DUE TO HOW SLIPPERY EVERYTHING IN THAT SHITHOLE IS IT WOULD BE A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN. ALSO THE SECTION WITH THE MELLOW AS FUCK STREET SPINE, BOX JUMP, AND STEEP QUARTERS HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL ASIDE FROM A VERTWALL BEFORE THE BOX JUMP SINCE 2002. KEEPING THE SAME SET UP FOR TEN YEARS WHEN YOU RUN A PARK THAT KEEPS PHILLY KIDS WARM WHOM CAN'T TRAVEL IN THE WINTER BEING BORED OUT OF THEIR MINDS PAYING OVER $12 FOR SOME BULLSHIT SNAKE SESSION JUST ISN'T WORTH IT. BUT TO EACH HIS OR HER OWN. I JUST THINK THE PARK IS SHITE!

3. I FEEL COMFORTABLE IN THE STREETS, IN GRIMY HOODS, AND JUST RIDING A CITY BLOCK LIKE IT IS A SET OF TRAILS, FLOWING WITH TRAFFIC, NOT EVEN DOING TRICKS ASIDE FROM GRINDS AND WALLRIDES, ITS JUST AN AMAZING FEELING. 

4. LASTLY THE LOCAL WOODS WERE PLOWED LAST YEAR AND I JUST SAID FUCK IT I CANNOT AFFORD TO PUT TIME IN WITH A FEW SELECT FRIENDS WHILE EVERYONE ELSE ACTS TOO COOL TO PUT IN TIME TO DIG THE TRAILS, BUT WILL BE CALLING YOU AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU TELL THEM THEY CAN'T RIDE, OR THAT IF THEY HACK THE SHIT OUT OF A LANDING YOU BETTER FUCKING FIX IT! AND TELLING PEOPLE THE EXACT LOCATION OF TRAILS THIS EVEN GOES FOR WOODS YOU THINK ARE SAFE. IM TALKING TO YOUTim Cullen YOU NEED TO DEFEND YOUR LOCAL SET OF WOODS THAT I KNOW YOU PUT IN MORE WORK THAN ANYONE ELSE I KNOW DOWN THERE AND KIDS ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE WOODS AND VISIT THEM. BUT HOW MANY OF THOSE KIDS CASING EVERYTHING AND DYING ON BERMS WHILE THEIR MOTHERS WATCH IN HORROR ARE DOWN TO PUT IN AS MUCH WORK THAT IS NEEDED TO EVENLY RIDE AND DIG EQUALLY. SINCE YOU KICKED THE CHODE RIDER OUT AND PERMIBANNED HIM FROM THE WOODS, I WOULDN'T MIND PUTTING IN SOME WORK AND GETTING MYSELF WARMED UP FOR THE WOODS DOWN IN AUSTIN THIS TIME AROUND. I WANT TO HIT THE MAINLINE DOWN EAST SIDE!

KEEP RIDING, AND HAVING FUN KIDS. ALSO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT THE QUALITY OF VIDEOS! BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU GET TO SEE NEW VIDEOS EACH DAY ONLINE REGARDLESS IF ITS FILMED ON AN IPHONE THAT FELL INTO A POOL, BITCH ABOUT WHY PEOPLE STILL USE VX'S AND TRV-900 CAMERAS AND NOT DSLR'S BECAUSE YOU ARE PROBABLY RIDING AND FILMING FOR THE WRONG REASONS IF SHIT LIKE THAT MAKES YOU NOT EVEN WATCH AN EDIT OR VIDEO PART. HD IS RAD, BUT FOOTAGE IS FOOTAGE WHEN ITS A WEB VIDEO. IF IT IS A DVD I THINK IT SHOULD BE FILMED WITH A QUALITY CAMERA EITHER A VX, TRV-900 OR 950 (Animal Can I Eat style), OR ITS HD AND THE BEST OF THE BEST, EMPIRE-BAD IDEA FOR EXAMPLE IS THE BEST USE OF HD IN A BMX VIDEO TO MY KNOWLEDGE THE LAST ODYSSEY VIDEO WAS ALL IN HD BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER ONE CLIP OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD JUST THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHY AARON ROSS RODE TO HEY MICKEY? IT DIDN'T EVEN WORK, WHATEVER DISC TWO WAS WORTH THE BUY WITH THE ODYSSEY EURO VIDEO, AND THE FIRST ODYSSEY VIDEO THAT RICH HIRSCH MADE.




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