Delco Legend Of The Week #1: Walt At Rita's Folsom Market And A Banger I filmed In Austin That I Can't Use Due To It Being Filmed Like Total Shit, Massive Wallride Clip I Did Three Times, Not One Gives It Justice Or Is Filmed Correctly FML. At Least I Got It Done, It Was At This Asian Joint On 37th st and Guadalupe North Of UT, March 28th Tunes and Some Pentagram Footage From Their Documentary Mostly Based On Bobby And His Problems... Enjoy This Post There Is Alot To Take In. I Love My Readers.

-Bacon Egg And Cheese, on a Big One. Not a large, but a "BIG ONE." Speak your order wrong and chances are Walt will murder you and use your bones to make his bed and have violent intercourse with your rotting corpse in the Well Of Souls located under the storm door in the back. I missed Walt and all the myths and stories of little children devoured by his army of Satanic rats that dwell on the property which is actually one of the legendary lost by time Seven Gates To Hell.
Its hard to put into words how amazing it is to have a bodega here in Ridley PA that serves some of the best breakfast sandwiches in the world. Hell even the Skavenger/Animal homies try to hit it up when everyone is staying with Tom White in South Philly. When we were children Tom used to steal handfuls of Swedish Fish off of Walt when he would turn his back to make one of his legendary ,"BIG ONE OR LITTLE ONE" breakfast sandwiches. For the price and the sheer speed alone Walt himself is in my opinion the hoagie king of Delco. I just paid $3.00 for this and gave him a dollar tip because I knew if he caught me filming I would probably be castrated and my cock made into bacon strips. But if you are ever on a Delco tour or crash at my crib or know Tom White, or Navaz make them take you to eat at Walt's you won't be let down. I mean the NYC/Jersey Animal crew even knows what's up. "Thats Eddystone yo!" But in reality with all the amazing sandwich joints in North Jersey, Philly, and NYC to have dudes like Scerbo, Edwin, Ratman all trying to eat there whenever they are filming in Philadelphia to get their food on should give you an idea of how amazing and inexpensive it is to get your stomach full. Navazio, myself, James Bencrowsky, and the rest of our crew used to hit up Walt's for food after FDR when we were in high school, and then sometimes before going to Title Ten Skatepark on Columbus Blvd in 2004. The video below will show you how to properly order without getting murdered and fed to the pigs, or even worse your family when they want a BLT. Here is the address and phone number if you are interested in some delicious food, and some cryptic shit coming out of the man himself.
Rita's Folsom Market aka Walts
600 Folsom Avenue  Folsom, PA 19033
(610) 532-2425

The proof is in the pudding as they say, or in Walt's case in his Meat Grinder!
Oh yeah if you have a Twitter don't be a chode rider and follow me @Schnell1985 


This following clip is what happens when someone who rarely films with their amazing
 Sony VX don't know how to film makes you think that they know
 what they are doing when in reality they are clueless.
Its just a shame because I don't even know if this set up is there 
but its exactly 1,640 miles away. 
I'm happy the kid filmed it but making me do this more than once and
 pressing record late just bothers me.
Thats life I guess. I'll find a new banger since this looks like pre-school shit, 
believe me this was no joke hence ghost riding my bike
 after clearing the huge concrete island after the actual gap to wall.
 FUCK I WISH THIS WAS FILMED GOOD.
Still thanks for whom ever filmed it, I know I pulled it perfect the first two tries, the first one wasn't filmed,
 the second was filmed too late, and the third just is a horrible angle and shot.
Sorry to rant, Im just bummed.
 I'll find a BIG one for Walt when filing begins for the Delco Brand DVD. Cheers.

See what I mean, D'OH!

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He's not a fucking monster Tunes For This March Afternoon:

Speaking of Pentagram I ran into Bobby at my local bank he actually looked good. Compared to what he looked like in the Pentagram Documentary.

PPeep this trailer for a documentary coming out soon about Bobby and Pentagram.

Kenny!

Bobby is a living legend and a hero to us Doom heads, I wish him nothing but the best!

EVERY BAND ON THIS BILL IS WORTH SEEING, HAIL SATAN!

In Solitude, Watain, The Devil's Blood, Evoken and Behemoth 05/06 at The Trocadero Theatre 10th and Arch Street Philadelphia PA. BE AT THIS FUCKING SHOW DO NOT MISS THIS FOR THE END OF THE WORLD WHICH I THINK WATAIN MIGHT ACTUALLY BRING SO BRING ON ARMAGEDDON YOU SOLDIERS OF SATAN!

Tickets are $24.00 advanced and $26.00 at the door this is a Decibel Magazine Tour whom I used to Intern for so this is gonna be amazing. I need to go to the troc box office and get my tickets asap. Anyone else down to go and have some fun, let me know.

And for all of you non metal heads or all you heads puffin on some green this is for you

Calling Mike Taylor, Nathan Williams, Van, and Corey Martinez. This rail is in North Austin a tad past Campus I saw no marks on it. I guess kids soap shoe it cause there isn't a peg scratch to be seen. I'm back in Philly now so its anyones to grind at the moment, and I wanted to do it opposite since I'm not grinding up that beast.

 

I love this section @Corey_Martinez
I don't know shit about Scion cars but I do know they released a free Magrudergrind EP record which is AMAZING! I played a show with Magrudergrind December 31st 2004 at the Stabin Cabin on 48th and Ludrow in West Philly for New Years Eve when I was in Skeleton Proof Tanks, what an amazing show.

And my old band Skeleton Proof Tanks a day after playing a show with Napalm Death, Arsis, Animosity, and A Life Once Lost at Bruce Springsteen's old stomping grounds The Stone Pony back in 2006, enjoy or talk some shit haha.

I can't believe this was so long ago haha. Wow.

We were no ones role models....

I wish I still had copies of our records, we were signed to three labels throughout our career if you want to call it a career.
As everyone knows I'm not a fan of Jesus Christ or organized religion at all John Decaprio at Deathstar is though and I respect that, even though we have two totally different views, I've been a friend since 1998 when we met at Woodward and in August he took me to a pool in NJ that his family owned but had sold the house, I have a few clips in this, I think I'm the only dude with four pegs so I'm not hard to miss. This thing was pure cheese grater concrete, tighter than the tightest pussy in all the seven seas, but man was it a blast. And hell he edited it to At The Drive In. So enjoy this pool session, help John out with Deathstar, but if your like me and Satan is my co-pilot at least respect other peoples beliefs even if Johnny probably thinks I'm a jinx haa I'm just a fan of the Darkness. I'm all for Christening The Afterbirth, And Destroying The Parasite, Destroy Jesus Christ. But when it comes to BMX we are all just grown men on children's bikes having fun and that matters more than having any sort of savior or belief system. Believe in yourself, not what some book says and listen to King Diamond.

R.I.P Pool

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